10、人的一生要经历很多瞎高兴。
A weary hiker stumbled upon another hiker deep in the North Woods. “Am I ever glad to see you,” said the hiker. “I’ve been lost for three days.”“Don’t be too relieved,” answered the second hiker. “I’ve been lost for three weeks.”
一个疲惫的野游者在森林深处遇到另一个野游者，他说，“非常高兴遇见你，我已经迷路三天了”。
“别太放松了，”第二个野游者回答，“我已经迷路三个月了”。

11、真实世界无奇不有，如果我们培养一双幽默的眼睛，生活里到处是笑话。
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
我讲笑话的方式是讲实话，那是世界上最可笑的笑话。

12、丑和美没有绝对的界限。
Ugliness is a point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.
丑陋是一种观点，溃疡对病理学家是美妙的东西。

13、免费的晚餐让你高兴。
Hasn't this been just a wonderful evening? The setting, the music, the program ____ and the dinner was served just the way I like it ____ free.
难道这不是一个美好的夜晚吗？这布景、这音乐、这节目 ——晚餐的供应方式也是喜欢的那种——免费的

14、演讲完了，没人鼓掌掌声，你依然快乐。
Thank you for that wonderful round of restraint.
谢谢你们了不起的克制力。

15、乐观的态度。
Dad: What is the meaning of this F on your report card?
Junior: Fantastic?
爸爸：你成绩单上的F是什么意思？
Junior：棒极了！

16、自我感觉非常良好的乐观主义者说：
When I’m good I’m very, very good --- but when I’m bad I’m better.
当我感觉好时，我非常、非常好——当我感觉不好时，我比较好。

17、多看事情好的一面：
It was said President Ford gave American three years of good government and eight years of comedy [喜剧] material.
据说总统福特给了美国三年的好政府和八年的喜剧素材。
注：讽刺福特总统任职8年闹了很多笑话。

18、虽然空气污染这么厉害，也还是活着好。
Twilight was descending over Beijing ...“How good it was to be alive," I thought, inhaling deep lungful of carbon monoxide.
微光正降临洛杉机……活着真好，我想，深深地吸了一口一氧化碳。

19、保持心情愉快，不怨天尤人。
Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.
笑，别人和你一起笑；打呼噜，你独自睡觉。