1、快乐无处不在。
Seen on the bathroom walls of Concordia University: "Ignorance is bliss."and right underneath it..."I don't know what this means but I'm happy."
Concordia大学卫生间的墙上写着：“无知是福”，正下方写着：“我不知道这是什么意思，但我很高兴”。

2、结婚的结果还是不错的。
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy,if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
想办法结婚吧，如果你找到一个好妻子，你会幸福的，如果找了一个恶老婆，你会成为一个哲学家。
注：很多时候婚姻幸福会磨灭人们的斗志，而婚姻不幸给人带来苦难，但会让人思考。

3、虽然我们不再有快乐的童年时光，但我们应该尽量保持童心。
It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood.
拥有一个快乐的童年从来都不晚。

4、信心很重要。
The happy idea that one Englishman can beat three Frenchman, encourages, and sometimes enabled, one Englishman, in reality, to beat two.
“一个英国人能够打败三个法国人”这种快乐的观念鼓励着英国人，有时侯能够使一个英国人实际上打败两个法国人。

5、信仰快乐。
The believer is happy, the doubter is wise
有信仰的人是愉快的，怀疑者是聪明的。
注：信仰上帝的人每当有了烦恼或者困惑就求助于上帝，他们是快乐的；怀疑者愿意动脑筋去思考，去分辨，脑筋越用越聪明。

6、任何事情都可以让人高兴。
I'm delighted to find that after all these years my tennis game has not deteriorated.[退化] It’s just as bad as before.
我很高兴这些年我的网球技术没有退化，还象以前那么臭。

7、不该激动时不要瞎激动。
A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."
一个雄性小青蛙打通心灵热线，他的私人心理咨询师告诉他，“你将遇到一个年轻美貌的女孩，她想知道你所有的事情”。
小青蛙很激动，“太棒了，我会在晚会上遇见她吗”？
“不，在她的生物课上”。

8、终于逃离了父母的唠叨，朋友的骚扰，太自由了。
Think how it must feel to be alone in New York, without a friend or relation at hand, with no one to know or care what to do. It must be great!
想一想一个人在纽约是什么感受，身边没有一个亲戚朋友，没有人知道你做什么，也没有人关心。那肯定太棒了！
场景再现：身在异乡，独自一人的感受。

9、别人意外发现自己做了好事。
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good deed anonymously, and then have it
found out by accident
最愉快的事儿是偷偷做好事，然后偶然被发现。