(Knock at the door.)

Mailman: Desmond?

Seinfeld: Yeah.

Mailman: Got a package for you. Sign here.

Seinfeld: Oh, where is it from?

Mailman: No return address.

Seinfeld: What if I don't want it?

Mailman: Are you refusing delivery?

Seinfeld: Maybe I am!

Mailman: Why would you do that?

Seinfeld: I've never done it before!

Mailman: Why start now?

Seinfeld: Why not?

Mailman: Alright.

(In the sitting room.)

George: Why did you refuse that? Everybody loves a package!

Seinfeld: I don't know. It was weird. Crazy printing! I don’t know who it’s from.

George: So what do you think, it’s a bomb?

Seinfeld: It's not totally impossible.

George: Oh! The 1)ego on you!

Seinfeld: Why can't I be bomb-able?

George: Who's goanna bomb you? 2)An airline? For all those stupid little peanut jokes?

Seinfeld: Well, I suppose you think you’re bomb-able.

George: There is a couple of people who wouldn’t mind having me out of the way.

Seinfeld: There’s more than a couple.

(Outside the house.)

Leo: Hey, Danny! Hello! How are you!

Mailman: Hey, Leo! Hey, what’s with your nephew? He wouldn’t accept the package.

Leo: Oh, he wants it. He’s just trying to be funny. I’ll sign it for him.

(Ringing)

Seinfeld: Yello?

Leo: Jerry! It's your uncle, Leo! Hello!

Seinfeld: Hello, Leo! You don’t have to 3)yell.

Leo: I got your package.

Seinfeld: How did you get my package?

George: Leo's got your package?

Leo: What should I do with it?

Seinfeld: I don't know what you should do with it.

George: Tell him to open it.

Seinfeld: I'm not going to treat my uncle like a bomb 4)defusing robot!

Leo: Jerry, your cousin Jeffery is in a pack's department production of the McCarto. I'd like you to come see it with me.

Seinfeld: Open the package, Leo!

Leo: I've got it! Opening!

(The sound of bombing from the phone.)