SCENE 3
Back in the hotel room.
Jerry: What are you trying to do to that poor girl putting on a millionaire act? And where did you get that 19)phony accent? Nobody talks like that. Joe, I’ve seen you pull some low 20)tricks on women. This is without doubt the trickiest, lowest and meanest...I’m not afraid of you. I’m thin but I’m 21)wiry. No, Joe, you’re gonna get hurt because when I’m aroused, I’m a tiger. Why Joe, don’t look at me like that when it was all a joke, when I didn’t mean any harm. Look, I’m going to 22)press the suit myself. Telephone! Answer the telephone.
Joe: Hello. Hello. Yes, this is 415. Ship to shore?! Alright, I’ll take it.
Osgood: Hello Daphne, it’s that naughty boy again. You know Osgood, in the elevator. You 23)slapped my face. Who is this?
Joe: This is her roommate. Daphne can’t talk right now. Is it anything urgent?
Osgood: Well, it is to me. Will you give her a message? Tell her I’d like her to have a little supper with me on my yacht after the show tonight.
Joe: Got It. Supper, yacht, after the show. I’ll tell her. Your yacht?!
Osgood: The New Caledonia -- that’s the name of it. The Old Caledonia went down during a wild party off Cape Hateras. But tell her not to worry. This’ll be a quiet little midnight 24)snack. Just the two of us.
Joe: Just the two of you? What about the 25)crew?
Osgood: Oh, that’s all been taken care of. I’m giving them shore leave. We’ll have a little cold pheasant with 26)champagne, and I checked with the Coast Guard there’s going to be a full moon tonight. Oh, and tell her I’ve got a new 27)batch of Rudy Valley records.
Joe: That’s good thinking. Daphne’s a 28)push-over for him.
Jerry: Push-over for who? I...
Joe: Shh! Yeah, Mr. Fielding. You’ll 29)pick her up after the show in your motor boat. Goodbye. What’s that you said? Oh, “Zowee!” I’ll giver her the message.
Jerry: What message? What motor boat?
Joe: You got it made kid. Fielding wants to have a little cold 30)pheasant with you on his yacht.
Jerry: He does?
Joe: Just the three of you on that great big boat, you and him and Rudy Valley.
Jerry: Well, fat chance. Call back and tell him I’m not going.
Joe: Well, of course you’re not.
Jerry: Oh.
Joe: I’m going.
Jerry: You’re going to be on the boat with that dirty old man?
Joe: No, I’m going to be on the boat with Sugar.
Jerry: But where’s he going to be?
Joe: He’s going to be ashore with you.
Jerry: With me?
Joe: That’s right!
Jerry: Oh no, not tonight, Josephine.
SCENE 4
Sugar is singing in the night show.
Sugar: I only want to be loved by you, just you and nobody else but you, I wanna be loved by you alone. Boo Boo Be Do.
