17、If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
要是她自己迟到了, 她会说女孩子约会迟到是理所当然的。
18、If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
如果你去找你的朋友, 她说你乱花时间。
19、If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
如果是她, 她会说 "喔, 这很自然啊, 女孩子都是这样。
20、If yu kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
如果你偶而才吻她一下, 她会到处说你这人很冷漠。
21、If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
如果你经常吻她, 她会大叫说你吃她豆腐。
22、If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
如果你过马路的时候没有照顾她, 那你这人缺乏道德。
23、If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
要是你小心照顾她过马路, 她又会说这是男人的花招。
24、If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
你若是凝视某个女人, 她会指责你是到处对女生调情。
25、If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
如果是其他男人瞪着她看, 她会说他们只是欣赏而已。
26、If you talk, she wants you to listen
如果你跟她说话, 她希望你只要听就好。
27、If you listen, she wants you to talk
如果你只倾听, 她又要你和她说话。
28、Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
上天啊, 你创照了这些叫做女人的生物。
29、So simple, yet so complex
既简单又复杂。
30、So weak, yet so powerful
如此柔弱, 却又如此强悍。
31、So confusing, yet so desirable
让人又恼又爱。
32、So damning, yet so wonderful...
真伤人又奇妙。