致命的大错 

"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."

"Qualifications: No education or experience." 

"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." 

"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."

"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC." 

"Fired because I fought for lower pay."

"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6’5" .

" "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date." 

"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near." 

"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word ’paranoia.’ I prefer to elaborate privately." 

打字错误与语法错误

"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." 

"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

"I am a rabid typist."

"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."

"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line&nb