3. We Need Humor
 　　
 　　(1). 幽默可以帮我们解决问题
 　　(2). 幽默可以使生活充满快乐
 　　(3). 生活中离不开幽默
 
 　　We Need Humor
 
  　　A suspicious customer murmured, “I wonder if this milk is fresh.” The quick-witted waiter answered, “Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS!”
 
 　　See? A humorous response may solve your problem.
 
  　　Someone asked a young artist, "Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?" "No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one." And years later he became world known.
 
 　　Humor may sustain us in hard times and bring happiness in everyday life.
 
 　　Once my neighbor told me that he shaves fifty times a day. Was he crazy? Of course not—he is a barber.
 
  　　So, my dear friends, remember, we need humor and try to be humorous in your life. Next time, when you are asked, “How can I stop water from coming into my house?” Say, “Don't pay the water bill.”
 
 　　4. 你的一个熟人下岗了，你给他写一封安慰信，并给他出点主意。以下谚语可以有选择地用于你的信中。
 
 　　(1). All roads lead to Rome.
 　　(2). All things are difficult before they are easy.
 　　(3). Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.
 　　(4). God helps those who help themselves.
 
 　　My dear aunt,
 
  　　I’m greatly surprised and sad to hear that you’re laid off. But please don’t worry too much. All roads lead to Rome. I believe we will find a way out.
 
 　　I remember when I was a child, I had so many colorful and comfortable sweaters that I became my friends’ envy. Those were all your masterpieces. Recently I made a survey in the city where I’m living now, and found that unique hand-knitted things are much more welcome than mass products. Would you think about taking up knitting as your second career? I know, all things are difficult before they are easy. We will meet some unexpected difficulties in the beginning. But I firmly believe that nothing is impossible to a willing heart. Maybe your product will turn out to be a name brand.