Always losing your beer around the house or at parties? The Beer Pager circumvents this problem by providing you with a tiny key that's even easier to lose!

　　Assuming that you are capable of holding on to the key, just press the giant red button and a resounding belchwill issue forth from your Beer pager beer cozy/coaster. Follow the sound and flashing lights back to your wayward beverage. Crisis averted!

　　The Beer Pager comes in the stylishdesign shown above, and can accommodate virtually any can or bottle! 40oz. drinkers will sadly have to continue duct taping them to their hands, as there are no plans for a larger cozy at this time.

　　当你在家或者去Party的时候，是不是经常把自己的啤酒瓶到处乱放？现在有一种啤酒寻呼机能帮你解决这个问题，只不过，与呼机配套的小钥匙比啤酒更容易弄丢罢了！

　　我们假设你不会把钥匙搞丢，那么只需按钥匙上的红色按钮就行了。然后你就会听见从你的啤酒杯托发出一声响亮的打嗝声。循着这个声音和闪烁的灯光，你就能找到你的啤酒了。危机解除！

　　啤酒寻呼机采用以上时尚的设计，且适用于任何罐装或瓶装饮料！但是能喝40盎司的人（差不多5杯吧）还是得随时紧握自己的瓶子，因为目前他们还不打算制作大尺寸的杯托。