A grand discovery had been lately made by a certain physiologico-philosophico- psychologico-materialist， a Jayasthalian. In investigating the vestiges of creation， the cause of causes， the effect of effects， and the original origin of that Matra （matter） which some regard as an entity， others as a non-entity， others self-existent， others merely specious and therefore unexistent， he became convinced that the fundamental form of organic being is a globule having another globule within itsel? After inhabiting a garret and diving into the depths of his self-consciousness for a few score years， he was able to produce such complex globule in triturated and roasted flint by means of——I will not say what. Happily for creation in general， the discovery died a natural death some centuries ago. An edifying spectacle， indeed， for the world to see； a cross old man sitting amongst his gallipots and crucibles， creating animalculae， providing the corpses of birds， beasts， and fishes with what is vulgarly called life， and supplying to epigenesis all the latest improvements！
In those days the invention， being a novelty， engrossed the thoughts of the universal learned， who were in a fever of excitement about it. Some believed in it so implicity that they saw in every experiment a hundred things which they did not see. Others were so sceptical and contradictory that they would not preceive what they did see. Those blended with each fact their own deductions， whilst these span round every reality the web of their own prejudices. Curious to say， the Jayasthalians， amongst whom the luminous science arose， hailed it with delight， whilst the Gaurians derided its claim to be considered an important addition to human knowledge.
Let me try to remember a few of their words.
"Unfortunate human nature，" wrote the wise of Gaur against the wise of Jayasthal， "wanted no crowning indignity but this！ You had already proved that the body is made of the basest element——earth. You had argued away the immovability， the ubiquity， the permanency， the eternity， and the divinity of the soul， for is not your favourite axiom， ' It is the nature of limbs which thinketh in man'？ The immortal mind is， according to you， an ignoble viscus； the god-like gift of reason is the instinct of a dog somewhat highly developed. Still you left us something to hope. Still you allowed us one boast. Still life was a thread connecting us with the Giver of Life. But now， with an impious hand， in blasphemous rage ye have rent asunder that last frail tie." And so forth.
"Welcome！ thrice welcome！ this latest and most admirable development of human wisdom，" wrote the sage Jayasthalians against the sage Gaurians， "which has assigned to man his proper state and status and station in the magnificent scale of being. We have not created the facts which we have investigated， and which we now proudly publish. We have proved materialism to be nature's own system. But our philosophy of matter cannot overturn any truth， because， if erroneous， it will necessarily sink into oblivion； if real， it will tend only to instruct and to enlighten the world. Wise are ye in your generation， O ye sages of Gaur， yet withal wondrous illogical." And much of this kind.
Concerning all which， mighty king！ I， as a Vampire， have only to remark that those two learned bodies， like your Rajaship's Nine Gems of Science， were in the habit of talking most about what they least understood.
The four young men applied the whole force of their talents to mastering the difficulties of the life-giving process； and in due time， their industry obtained its reward.
Then they determined to return home. As with beating hearts they approached the old city， their birthplace， and gazed with moistened eyes upon its tall spires and grim pagodas， its verdant meads and venerable groves， they saw a Kanjar，[FN#142] who， having tied up in a bundle the skin and bones of a tiger which he had found dead， was about to go on his way. Then said the thief to the gambler， "Take we these remains with us， and by means of them prove the truth of our science before the people of Gaur， to the offence of their noses.[FN#143]" Being now possessed of knowledge， they resolved to apply it to its proper purpose， namely， power over the property of others. Accordingly， the wencher， the gambler， and the atheist kept the Kanjar in conversation whilst the thief vivified a shank bone； and the bone thereupon stood upright， and hopped about in so grotesque and wonderful a way that the man， being frightened， fled as if I had been close behind him.
[FN#142] A low caste Hindu， who catches and exhibits snakes and performs other such mean offices.
[FN#143] Meaning， in spite of themselves.
Vishnu Swami had lately written a very learned commentary on the mystical words of Lokakshi：
"The Scriptures are at variance——the tradition is at variance. He who gives a meaning of his own， quoting the Vedas， is no philosopher.
"True philosophy， through ignorance， is concealed as in the fissures of a rock.
"But the way of the Great One——that is to be followed."
And the success of his book had quite effaced from the Brahman mind the holy man's failure in bringing up his children. He followed up this by adding to his essay on education a twentieth tome， containing recipes for the "Reformation of Prodigals."
