Party上的浪漫事

今天又是一个Friday，俺无事可做idleness ，人也lazy，班长通知我，今天晚上有个party，一想到晚会上会assemble(聚集)无数lady，心里感到阵阵happy。今晚上帝对俺特别mercy(仁慈)，在墙角居然坐着个fairy（仙女），lonely的眼神，迷人的appearance(外表)，给我留下深刻的impression(印象)。于是我决定把握住这次opportunity(机会)，上前说Hi,baby!她看也不看就说busy，眼神中透出indifference(冷漠)。我说俺多少也算一celebrity(名人)。这一招果然effective。她非常感兴趣地说really，我摆个pose说看我像不像snoopy，她说，切，那我就是lovely kitty。就这样我认识了我的honey，听起来有点像神奇的fantasy（幻想）。

Party上浪漫的事后传by 火舞

starry 繁星满天的
silently 安静地，默默地
emotion 感情
flurry 使恐慌，不安
empty 空的，空白
slightly 轻轻地，些微地
imply 暗示
penalty 惩罚，点球
merry 高兴
concern 忧虑，关心
occupy 占据，占领
occupation 职业
luxury 奢侈的
many 许多
integrity （道德上）正直，诚实
confident 自信的
genuine 真诚的
modest 谦虚的，中庸的
rely (on) 依赖

满天星斗starry,妹妹坐在那silently,满眼饱含emotion，看着你心里阵阵flurry脑子里一片empty，妹妹slightly 对你笑，你知道她在imply你，于是你鼓起勇气对她说；“上天让我遇见你，是对我的penalty，让我conern,让我merry，,你occupy了我的世界不知拥有你的真爱是否luxury" 妹妹说：“男人我见过many ,你是最integrity，你confident,genuine,modest，我不可避免地爱上你，于是将你胸膛深深地rely (on)”

后话：听说公园有很多偷窥狂，于是你拿了一块板，写上“新手调情，请勿偷窥”

法庭小故事

罪犯(criminal)对他的辩护律师(defending lawyer)说我准备行贿法官(grease one’s hand),犯了一个行贿罪(bribe)。第二天在法庭(court)上，陪审团(Jury)一致 裁决(verdict) 说被告无罪(not guilty).法官宣判(sentence)当庭释放(release)。罪犯说我依然行贿了法官，律师说不可能(presumably)。罪犯说我是以对手的身份(identify)来行贿的。

又一个美丽的故事

apply：申请
approve：批准
appreciate：感激，欣赏
aggressive：侵略性的
attention：注意
attraction：吸引
arrange：安排
appointment：约会，任命
engagement：约会

你申请(apply) 出国获得批准(approve) ，于是你对新东方很感激(appreciate) ，路上撞到一个 aggresive的女孩，引起你的 注意(attention)，你被她深深的吸引(attration) ,安排了一个约会(appointment) 。
[注]appointment一般指正式的约会，这里为了编故事才这样记。这样的约会应该用engagement。

狡猾的老俞

conceive：设想
perceive：察觉
receive：接受

老俞说明天是妈妈的受难日，（这是他设想conceive 的一个阴谋），聪明的新东方老师察觉perceive 出来了，第二天都送给老俞礼物，老俞很欣然的接受receive 了，阴谋得逞了。
由希腊神话中的神得到的单词

1.tantalus：致命的诱惑，生存本能的诱惑
tantalize：逗弄

Tantalus was the rich and mighty king of Lydia．Son of Zeus by a fairy maiden，he was greatly favored by the gods．He was invited to share wine and food with them at their banquets，and he was let into their secrets ．But ever the latter end of joy is woe ．Either because he had stolen wine or gave away the secrets of Zeus，or because he had become so proud as to test the gods by serving up the flesh of his son Pelops to them，he incurred the wrath of Zeus and was hurled down to the everlasting darkness of tartarus ．There he was made to stand up to his chin in a little lake，with clusters of luscious fruits hanging over and around his head．He strove eternally to drink the ever-evading water and to clutch at the delicious fruits which were ever tossed out of his reach by blasts of wind．Thus he was doomed to endure endless burning thirst and bitter hunger in the world of the shades．The whole occurrence has given rise to the expression“tantalizing”，meaning something in plain view but unattainable ．

坦塔罗斯是罗底亚富有而又强大的国王。他是宙斯和一位仙女的儿子，深受众神喜爱。众神请他参加宴会，与他们共享美酒与美食，并且还让他了解他们的秘密。然而乐极生悲。或许是他偷了美酒、或者泄露了宙斯的秘密、或许是他太骄傲以至于献上自己儿子珀罗普斯的肉来检验神的智慧，他招致了宙斯的愤怒，被打入了永远黑暗的地狱中。在那里他被迫站定于一小湖中，水没至下颌，无数甜美的水果悬于头顶和四周。他从不间歇地努力喝水，但水总是从嘴边流走；他试图抓住那些美味的水果，但总是被阵阵来风吹离，使他无法得到。因而他注定要在阴间遭受炙渴和难以忍受的饥饿。“tantalizing”一词即由此而来，意思是在眼前却无法得到的某个东西。

2.echo：回声 ；narcissus：水仙

Narcissus was a handsome youth．His lovely face and graceful form were the admiration of all who looked upon him．And he knew it．He was proud that he thought no one but himself was worthy to see his youthful beauty．Thus given up tosweet thoughts of self，narcissus avoided all company．Heroamed the wooded little valleys every day，madly in love withhimself．